Trump Touches Down; Craves Red Meat

Disclaimer: Don’t take this seriously. Officials at the Blue House scrambled to avert a diplomatic crisis early on Tuesday as U.S. president Donald Trump flew from Japan to South Korea. Several members of Trump’s entourage confirmed that the U.S. president had been left “seething” after seeing the menu for Tuesday’s state dinner with his South Korean counterpart Moon Jae-in. Trump was particularly rattled by the first course, described by the Blue House as “corn porridge accompanied by fresh h